annual performance reviews

days spent carefully crafting self-aggrandizing marketroid speak, trying to remember a year’s worth of events – both mundane and less mundane. still, more fun than Bb…

trying to come up with fun things to do

about as productive as trying to do anything in the Bb discussion board…

being addressed as “the defendant”

blackboard needs dramatic music. and uncomfortable wooden benches.

waiting in line at the DMV

at least there’s stale sandwiches in the vending machine at the DMV…

eating at a questionable restaurant

mmm… blackboardy…

meet with a strategic planning consultant

but at least caffeine would be provided while meeting with a consultant…

image by hikingartist

poke yourself in the eye with a sharpened stick

personally, I think I’d rather have the stick. at least I could wipe off the eye-goo, slap on a marshmallow, and roast that sucker. SMORES!

photo by guydonges

A Long, Slow Root Canal

I know. I have experience.

sitting in traffic

all the fun of sitting still, not being able to move, and searching for a path through others’ gridlocked positions. at least with traffic, you get the added bonus of fumes. mmm… fumes…

running with scissors

there is a slim chance that you’ll actually do something productive with the scissors before impaling yourself, which is more than can be said for the Bb discussion board.

Photo by Nate Ritter.