Monthly Archives: February 2010
trying to come up with fun things to do
about as productive as trying to do anything in the Bb discussion board…
being addressed as “the defendant”
blackboard needs dramatic music. and uncomfortable wooden benches.
waiting in line at the DMV
at least there’s stale sandwiches in the vending machine at the DMV…
meet with a strategic planning consultant
but at least caffeine would be provided while meeting with a consultant… image by hikingartist
poke yourself in the eye with a sharpened stick
personally, I think I’d rather have the stick. at least I could wipe off the eye-goo, slap on a marshmallow, and roast that sucker. SMORES! photo by guydonges
sitting in traffic
all the fun of sitting still, not being able to move, and searching for a path through others’ gridlocked positions. at least with traffic, you get the added bonus of fumes. mmm… fumes…
running with scissors
there is a slim chance that you’ll actually do something productive with the scissors before impaling yourself, which is more than can be said for the Bb discussion board. Photo by Nate Ritter.
jumping off a building
at least you have a chance of walking away from a good old fashioned building jump.